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Lt. Tyler
Keymaster
  • Markshire PCs:

Somewhere in the depths of Hel, LT lays upon a burgundy red velvet sheet…

sweat pours from his brow, and unintelligible moans escape his cracked lips….

Above him stands a horror, a blight against humanity, something created in the evil forges of Muspelheim…

It has hairy goat legs clad in fishnet stockings, which meld into a vaguely female humanoid torso, sporting a leather bustier, while it’s head is that of Bill Parcells, a maniacal grin upon its grotesque lips, a wooden paddle gripped in one hand

“Again!” it commands.

“Thank you sir may I have another.” LT croaks.

The paddle flashes with inhuman speed, crashing down upon the already torn and reddened buttocks.

“AAAAAHHHHHH!”

[GOD DAMN WE GOT SPANKED!!!!]

Suddenly the Parcells-thing grabs a freshly cut lemon, and squeezes it onto the angry looking wounds.

“What the Hel did you do that for?”

“That’s for not starting Ronnie Brown today!”