- Markshire PCs:
You DO realize you have completely lost your senses and are under the control of the marketing agencies?
*Conversation overheard in Madison Avenue Bar during a 3-Martini lunch*
“Hey Joe, I got an idea! Let’s make ’em get up at 3AM the day after Thanksgiving and go to the store – anybody crazy enough to do that will buy anything!”
“I think you got something there – We’ll start ’em at 7, and every year back up an hour, until they don’t sleep at all. THEN, we’ll put the highest priced electronic junk on 5% sale, and clean up!”
*Mutual laughter and cynical snickers all around*
Madison Avenue 1, Consumer 0……