Reply To: Portales Penmanship; Excerpts from an Illegible Epic

[Portales]

Do Orcs Eat Pies?

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To some this may come as a shocking surprise,
Apparently the Demon Skull Orcs fancy pies,
My last statement may sound like I have no brains,
But I found a delicious looking pie on an orc’s remains.

On the ground next to the dead orc a small sack lies,
In it a cream pie and botte of glacial water, orc supplies.
The orc carried no other rations, no meat or grains,
Just the pure glacial water and pie are all it contains.

*All script is hastily scrawled in an illegible (and incredibly lazy) handwriting (if you can call it that).