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Ode to a Giant Slayer (Sar again)

XLII
I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen with my own two gnome eyes,
Let me share with you a tale of bravery, how a mighty frost giant dies,
The giantslayer and I were traveling off the road, through snow cover hills,
When the giant descended upon us, it’s evil aura of fear gave me the chills.

Face to face with the massive giant the slayer did not hesitate or stammer,
The giantslayer calmly walked towards it, drawing his enchanted battlehammer.
And so I hid behind a tree, when I heard the great giant’s fierce sound,
The giantslayer never flinched, with a single blow he knocked the giant to the ground.

I feared for my life and feared the giantslayer would end up dead,
Peaking around the tree, I spied the heroic slayer knock off the giant’s head.
I could have never imagined such a feat, though I only saw from afar,
For he saved my life that day, all hail the mighty giantslayer SAR!

*All script is hastily scrawled in an illegible (and incredibly lazy) handwriting (if you can call it that).