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Kel’s Song

LIX
(Chorus)
She’s a mighty warrior her name is Kel,
Her charm has put me under her spell,
What she’s chewing you can’t tell,
She’s a mighty warrior her name is Kel.

Out of the mountains she has come,
A fearsome warrior she has become,
Chewing tobacco like it were gum,
She beats on her enemies like a drum.

(Chorus)
She’s a former barbarian her name is Kel,
Her charm has put me under her spell,
What she’s chewing you can’t tell,
She’s a former barbarian her name is Kel.

She spits tobacco, she spits all around,
Spits in temple all over the ground,
Too much in her mouth must be a pound,
Her manners famous her class renowned.

(Chorus)
She’s a tobacco chewer her name is Kel,
Her charm has put me under her spell,
What she’s chewing you can’t tell,
She’s a tobacco chewer her name is Kel.

From the priests she takes some abuse,
She does as she pleases makes no excuse,
Her clothing is stained with tobacco juice,
No finer woman could Markshire produce.

(Chorus)
She’s a refined lady her name is Kel,
Her charm has put me under her spell,
What she’s chewing you can’t tell,
She’s a refined lady her name is Kel.

Kel slays frost and stone giants with ease,
Entering their temple she does as she please,
She spits on their statues and cuts off their knees,
She can kill anything with grace and expertise.

(Chorus)
She’s a mighty warrior her name is Kel,
Her charm has put me under her spell,
What she’s chewing you can’t tell,
She’s a mighty warrior her name is Kel.

She’s a former barbarian,
A tobacco chewer,
A refined lady,
She’s a mighty warrior, her name is Kel!

*Beneath each line of the song several unreadable notes are scribbled
**All script is hastily scrawled in an illegible (and incredibly lazy) handwriting (if you can call it that)