Reply To: Portales Penmanship; Excerpts from an Illegible Epic

[PortalesMemberMarkshire PCs:]

Perudo’s Evil Chair

CXIV
Sun is Sitting On An Evil Chair
An angry seat That Steals The Air
My Stomach Hurts And I Don’t Care

What Do I See Across The Way
See Myself Molded In Clay
Stares At Me, Yeah I’m Afraid
Save her, what can I say

Two Lutes I Have A Pair
Shadows Dancing Everywhere
Burning On The Evil Chair

Little Gnome Made A Mistake
I want to push the evil chair away
All That I Want Is To Play
Get On Your Knees, Time To Pray

I Don’t Mind, Yeah
I Dont Mind, I-I-I
Lost My Mind, Yeah
But I Don’t Mind, I-I-I
Can’t Find It Anywhere
I Don’t Mind

The Red Dragon We Stay
I’m A Gnome, singing All Day
I can’t save her Anyway

Lonliness Is Not A Phase
Field Of Pain Is Where I Graze
Serenity Is Far Away

Saw My Reflection And Cried
So Little Hope That I Died
Feed Me Your Lies, Open Wide
Weight Of My Heart, Not The Size

I want to push the evil chair away
All That I Want Is To Play
Get On Your Knees Time To Pray

*All script is hastily scrawled in an illegible (and incredibly lazy) handwriting (if you can call it that).