- Markshire PCs:
Got the corner cleaned up some. I gotta find a better way ta writ with tobacco juice soâ€™s I wonâ€™t be makinâ€™ such a mess. Iâ€™ll think hard on it.
Anyway, Iâ€™m skippinâ€™ ahead now from writinâ€™ bout last week ta writtinâ€™ â€˜bout last night.
Thereâ€™s a few things I want to put down before I forgets â€˜em. First off I seen Sam the bard! Remember him? The one what played the lute so nice? Well back he is and I hope he stays awhile too! Mayhap heâ€™ll give Port a lesson or three. Port canâ€™t squeeze one decent note outta his instrument! Not a one! His playinâ€™ sounds all tinny, and outta tune!
And speakinâ€™ oâ€™ Port, which is now what Iâ€™m doinâ€™, the little twerp made a comment â€˜bout my backside last night! Can you believe that? He said I had a big one! Why the nerve oâ€™ him! He said it in front oâ€™ everyone he did! The words fell right outta his mouth! Iâ€™ll have him know me backside is a perfect fit fer the rest oâ€™ me and I gets enough men whistlinâ€™ at it ta know fer sure there ainâ€™t no one in all oâ€™ Markshire with a nicer one!
What the hel does he know â€˜bout a girls backside anyways? That revoltinâ€™ little gnome, waltzinâ€™ â€˜round in his fancy pants and cloak, never digging in and gettingâ€™ dirty like the rest of us! Ohh! I got me doubts about him I do!
And thereâ€™s a new girl in town too! Canâ€™t remember her name, â€˜cept the first letter oâ€™ it. I think it was the letter â€˜Nâ€™ I could be wrong. Well all â€˜o us, â€˜Nâ€™, Trau, Sun, Sam, Port and me and Port and Sun and â€˜Nâ€™ wound up in the Dragon, just sittinâ€™ and yackinâ€™ â€˜bout nothinâ€™ in particular. Was just like old times! Ya remember when we used ta do that?
Just sit â€˜round and talk? I miss those times I does! I told â€˜Nâ€™ ta show up Friday. I said weâ€™d probably be needinâ€™ help runninâ€™ â€˜round lookinâ€™ fer new things Frank decides heâ€™s wantinâ€™.