- Markshire PCs:
Last night I dreamed Aels invited all oâ€™ us over fer dinner. We was all gathered â€˜round a big table in her kitchen. She was stirrinâ€™ a huge steaminâ€™pot, filled up to the brim with tobacco juice with almonds floatin’ ’round in it!
Frankâ€™s legs was stickinâ€™ out oâ€™ the pot lookinâ€™ nice and plump and tasty. The other half oâ€™ Frank was hanginâ€™ from the shaftinâ€™ tree which was all hale and healthy and now sittinâ€™ smack in the middle oâ€™ Aelâ€™s front yard!
Port was there too, with a big white apron wrapped â€˜round his middle. He was flittinâ€™ â€˜round the kitchen, helpinâ€™ Aels gather the herbs and spices ta throw in the pot and settinâ€™ the table fer all oâ€™ us!
Funny thing though. It smelled ta me like she was cookinâ€™ cabbage.