Reply To: Because it’s never too early: Gathering 09 discussion

[Lt. TylerKeymasterMarkshire PCs:]

@muddy wrote:

I’ll have a couple 7 month old newborn twins… you all want to get in on the diaper action or something?

Now, you don’t think you’ll be leaving your wife with those 2 kiddies to go hang with a bunch of guys you met in game?

That’s crazy! 🙂

As for diapers, 7 month old is no problem. It’s the 2+ year old stank (now with added corn for your visual pleasure!) that gets tiresome.

And here’s three tidbits of advice that no one ever told me before I had a kid:

Diapers are good, but don’t assume they are anywhere near 100% effective. You will be cleaning poop off your baby and their clothes, maybe daily.

Your kid will give you every illness they get. And they get a lot. Be prepared for more GI events than you’ve had since you were a kid.

Your kid will puke in your car. It will stink, and be completely gross. But you’ll love those little ones more than you can think.

LT