Reply To: Time to ramp it up for a new year – Part II

[Lt. Tyler]

What, you think I’m gonna learn something bad or something? I only figured I’d learn about all of Bill’s charitable giving and volunteer service.

*tries to retain composure*

*crack in stony visage starts just above left eyebrow, a barely noticeable twitch*

*proceeds to to eye and upper lip*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, my coach is an a-hole, who’d sell his own mother to learn a single audible call on the opp. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

As for the neighbor, I also want to pump him for info on Brady and the whole goat thing.

There’s a story in there that is crying out to be told.