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[muddy]

Might be moving to northern Wisconsin…

What the FUDCK is there to do in northern Wisconsin aside from drink beer, eat brats, and sample cheese?

Wait…

[BeyondThePale]

I have knowledge of your destination.

The women are DRINKERS in Wisconsin.

Chicago and Milwaukee are good cities.

Winters are brutally cold.

Women are DRIIIIIIIINKERS in Wisconsin.

Good luck! Look at it this way, you’re getting away from the in-laws!

[Brak]

Buy one of those Cheese Hats, chicks dig those…

Post pics…

[muddy]

I will never, EVER, wear a cheese hat as the Packers are the anti Christ.

Fortunately my wife doesn’t want to move there. I am happy, I think I’d go nuts without corn fields as far as I can see.

[BeyondThePale]

The hunting there is supposed to be outstanding, and the waterways and great lake provide a lot of fishing opportunities.

You’re right, you woulda hated it.

[muddy]

The hunting in the area where I would’ve been would have sucked ballz. That’s right smack dab in the middle of the CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease) zone an the dept of natl resources is trying to kill everything off. Not cool. They also have rifle season during the deer breeding season, hence there are not as many mature bucks like around me here in Iowa.

I’m happy to stay here.

[Brak]

http://deadspin.com/5530147/real-deer-burst-into-wisconsin-bar-during-bucks-game-prove-unworthy-of-anyones-fear

This is why you go, the deer come right TO the bar and you get to go MMA on them.

There is no one more equipped to deal with that situation than you mudster, no one.

[muddy]

I think that happened somewhere around here once in a Target department store. It would give me an immense amount of satisfaction to beat a deer to death by ripping the spickit off a beer tap and hitting it in the head with it.

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