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  • #30083
    BeyondThePale
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    There are times when you have a thought spring into your mind that you know are just not appreciated by present company.

    My happily little family is travelling in the car last evening and I tell the wife that I heard on the radio that the SPCA had rescued 8 dogs yesterday, mostly pit bulls bred for fighting (relevant because we were headed there for obedience training).

    She says that she wished the people that bred the dogs for this could be put into a pit and made to fight until only one could stand. “But that just isn’t done” she tells me.

    Now, I damn near drive into oncoming traffic when she says this because of the twitch I have. See, I want to yell
    THUNDERDOME!
    to the heavens.
    TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE!
    but then I would get a look from the wife, lil girl, and dog, a look that says “YOU ARE INSANE.”

    Now, I know if Brak was in the vehicle, it would be the first thing out of his mouth, and at high volume. There are just times that I feel … *sniff* all alone.

    It is times like this that you know just how many twisted friends you have, as they would have yelled along with you.

    #36075
    muddy
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    I am hearing you on this one.

    TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

    #36076
    Cayle
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    Now if Brak was in the car you would have yelled it even if she was there! I’m that way with Shoric.

    Now boys, all together!

    TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

    #36077
    BeyondThePale
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    *nods* And that is the KEY Cayle. She loves Brak, he has been around enough to know that the mental tempo changes a bit when he hits town. I get waivers on the insanity stuff then.

    But when it’s just me? I gotta hold it back. She is also led a very dull life before me (obviously). References like this would fall on unknowing ears. I mean, she just saw A Christmas Story for the first time 2 years ago.

    I mentioned Emmitt Otter’s Jugband Christmas. She said “What?” I have work to do. *steels himself*

    #36078
    Thrym
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    Hahaha.

    TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES

    The same waiver is not in full effect for my visits. Brak has a different contract with BTP’s other half.

    #36079
    BeyondThePale
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    I also didn’t have to warn her, at length, before she met you.

    #36080
    mule
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    Yeah, I suppose my friends significant others get the same explanations before I show up too. Although most of them knew me before they became said others.

    TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!

    – mule

    #36081
    muddy
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    I get no explanation… thus far it has always been…

    “that’s muddy” followed by a shrug.

    TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!!!

    #36082
    Brak
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    *nods* All so very true

    Such a useful saying. Used constantly and usually simultaneously to the dismay of anyone around.

    When playing “beers from around the world” at bars we have used :

    Ten beer enter, One beer leaves.

    When gaming ( in referance to an incident aboveground) :

    6 tree enter, One Orge leave

    ( that became a running theme for the night as we laughed ourselves silly…and yes its a horrble pun…they were magic treants that were also high level clerics with mutiple implosions( nice try )…mmmm..cheesy)

    Also used ..2 men enter, One orge leaves, 2 dragon enter, One orge leaves… “Brak Master Blaster !” you get the picture…

    And yes

    TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVE

    Would have been yelled at high volume in an enclosed space because let’s face it : thats what I do.

    #36083
    BeyondThePale
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    http://questionablecontent.net/

    (dated 1/8/08 for those that read this after today)

    #36084
    Thrym
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    *Thunderdome fills with Chanting*

    #36085
    BoostNJuice
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    Hammers repeatedly on the cage with a 1-3/4″ wrench….

    TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES !!!!!!!!

    #36086
    BeyondThePale
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    For those that don’t read the comic, I recommend it. Jeph typically delivers a solid comic 5x a week.

    #36087
    domf
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    I am a bit behind…its blocked at work because its apparently “vulgar”

    #36088
    Kayla
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    TWO F****** MEN ENTER, ONE MAN F****** LEAVES !!!!!!!!

    #36089
    Corgano
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    TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES!

    #36090
    Osay
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    “What is this?!?!?!
    You think I don’t know thw law?!?!?
    I say BTP has broken the law, and the law says….”

    “BUST THE DEAL, FACE THE WHEEL!!!!!”
    LOL 😆

    #36091
    BeyondThePale
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    Was on TV a few weeks ago. And in hindsight, knowing how bad it was, I still settled down and watched it.

    #36092
    muddy
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    @BeyondThePale wrote:

    Was on TV a few weeks ago. And in hindsight, knowing how bad it was, I still settled down and watched it.

    What’s worse is that I have it on VHS and will watch it periodically.

    #36093
    Osay
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    @muddy wrote:

    @BeyondThePale wrote:

    Was on TV a few weeks ago. And in hindsight, knowing how bad it was, I still settled down and watched it.

    What’s worse is that I have it on VHS and will watch it periodically.

    I own them all on DVD….. 😳

    #36094
    muddy
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    How many are there??

    I just have Mad Max and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

    There’s another one as well but can’t remember the name I think?

    #36095
    BoostNJuice
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    @muddy wrote:

    How many are there??

    I just have Mad Max and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

    There’s another one as well but can’t remember the name I think?

    “the Road Warrior”

    #36096
    Monty
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    Mad Max and the Road Warrior are totally awesome! Shot in Australia, by Australians, both movies are just great. (The blower, Max, the blower!) The third movie Hollywood took over because there was money to be made, with predictable results.

    Trivia – the original Mad Max was thought to be “too Australian”, so for US distribution they rerecorded ALL the dialog in US english. If you watch the movie without the US dubbing, it’s completely different. Try it!

    🙂

    M3C

    “You wanna get out of here? You talk to me.”

    #36097
    muddy
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    Mad Max bored me to tears, sorta like cleaning out a turtle tank or two, it stunk on so many levels. 😉 😉

    The Road Warrior, yeah, that’s it, I liked that one.

    #36098
    Osay
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    “Plan? There is no plan!!!!

    [img][650:406]http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7579/madmax100tw8.jpg[/img]

    #36099
    mule
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    heh I know a guy who has one of those masks on a stick you can wear on your back so the mask is above your head … heh

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