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  • #40287
    s-m-r
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    • Markshire PCs:

    @Horsepower wrote:

    Hello Brothers & Sisters–

    We, the Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad, ask you: “Are you prepared for the
    sonic sexperience of a lifetime?”

    Wallow in your own shame as you admit, “No, Horsepower, I surely am not!”

    We understand; we feel your pain. We remember what it was like to be mere
    mortals before we were endowed with the status of Rock Gods. And that is
    why we are granting unto you the chance to redeem yourselves at this
    year’s BALTIMORE MUSIC CONFERENCE!

    This coming Saturday, DMFS will grace the stage at Fletcher’s, smacking,
    flipping, and rubbing down some of our greatest feel-good hits (like the
    impeccably reverent “Don’t Let Jesus Ruin Your Day”) in addition to new
    material…Quite literally, some of our largest songs to date (“Big
    Check,” “Big Fist”).

    And lest you fathom leaving empty-handed, we’ve FREE “Baltimore Music
    Scene Survival Kits” (while supplies last) and will be selling NEW
    T-SHIRTS!

    But most bowel-shakingly important…The debut of Drumbot 200X! The best
    damn robot drummer at this year’s Baltimore Music Conference (I assure
    you).

    A wise man once said, “The price of discipline is always less than the
    pain of regret.” It is in the spirit of such dubiously-attributed quotes
    that we invite you to straighten up and fly right, to join us for the
    BALTIMORE MUSIC CONFERENCE! Sandwiched between four other bands they’ve
    never heard, DMFS will live forever or die trying.

    WHEN: Saturday, 20th September; doors at 8:30ish, we go on around 11pm
    WHERE: Fletcher’s in Fell’s Point
    701 S Bond St
    Baltimore, MD 21231
    ADMISSION: $10

    For more info about the Baltimore Music Conference, check out their website:

    http://www.bmcon.org

    “SEE YOU THERE, PATHETIC FLESHBAGS.” –DrumBot 200X

    The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad is:
    Nikc Grandma’s Dikc: rhythm guitar, vocals, leader
    Father Ryan O’graham: lead guitar, double guitar
    Horsepower: mouth noises, kazoo
    Captain Mediocrity: vocals, intimidation factor
    King Crispin: bass guitar
    DrumBot 200X: take a wild guess (and no, DrumBot 200X doesn’t knit)

    #40288
    mule
    Moderator
    • Markshire PCs:

    Sorry you guys got cut off by the Mini Mussolini. Some people shouldn’t be given any kind of power.

    – mule

    #40289
    s-m-r
    Moderator
    • Markshire PCs:

    Aw man, there’s some drama going around about this…

    Here’s Jeff “The Baltimore Taper” Mewbourn’s account on the website. Feel free to download the audio, including the “Post-Show Mess” track. Ludicrous night, for certain.

    Not very safe for work, by the way. Replace the asterisks below with the appropriate [sic] ones.

    http://baltimore-taper.blogspot.com/2008/09/f***ed-at-fletchers-september-20-2008.html

    #40290
    mule
    Moderator
    • Markshire PCs:

    heh i’ll show you how to replace a URL with just a word someday…

    fiasco

    like that..

    – mule

    #40291
    Corgano
    Participant
    • Markshire PCs:

    Hey SMR,

    Sorry to hear about how your night turned out man. 👿 Sounds like that place has no idea how to treat their bands or their customers. What a shame. You all deserved better.

    Well, keep playing away and things will get better. Sorry to hear about Drumbot too. He had just joined the group and now he’s gone… 😥

    Peace,
    Cor

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