- December 2, 2007 at 9:57 pm #32722MontyKeymaster
- Markshire PCs:
*Heard in Foothold near the trader’s wagons*
Wilian Kross: Well, I ain’t doin it.. I seen one of em tear inta a bear.
Herto Cain: Well, I ain’t dumb, I know it not possible to be quicker than one of them.
Gustov Reyer: Someone will have to do it.
Dustan Trefjalle: do what ?
Wilian Kross: I’m not!
Dustan Trefjalle: summat dangerous ?
Gustov Reyer: Oh, hello good sir.
Gustov Reyer: Well, sorta.
Dustan Trefjalle: what sort of sorta ?
Wilian Kross: Gustov, no it’s not…. *Slyly*
Gustov Reyer: There be a problem at our storage cellar in Yar.
Gustov Reyer: Yes yes, it’s your fault and should be your problem.
Wilian Kross: My fault?
Dustan Trefjalle: more badgers is it ?
Wilian Kross: *Looks at Herto*
Gustov Reyer: See, He left the grate open and badgers got in.
Dustan Trefjalle: hah knew it !
Wilian Kross: *Nudges Herto* You better tell…..
Dustan Trefjalle: sly little divils
Gustov Reyer: Yes, but what do you mean again? *looks to both curiously*
Wilian Kross: *Looks away quickly* Nuthin’…..
Herto Cain: You did it last!
Gustov Reyer: Nans will whip us all if one of them badgers is hurt.
Wilian Kross: But you did it first!
Dustan Trefjalle: how many you got in there ?
Gustov Reyer: Herto’s grandmother will somehow know and turns us all into toads.
Gustov Reyer: I say you two draw straws.
Wilian Kross: I hate bein’ a toad….
Dustan Trefjalle: ah mage *nods knowingly*
Wilian Kross: Better than that snake, though…..
Dustan Trefjalle: snake
Dustan Trefjalle: same cellar ?
Dustan Trefjalle: or your Nan’s pet ?
Herto Cain: You should be lucky you doesn’t end up a dragonfly…..
Gustov Reyer: Snake?!
Dustan Trefjalle: or a Mayfly ..
Herto Cain: *Shivers*
Dustan Trefjalle: they only lives like 1 day
Gustov Reyer: It would seem this has been a problem with you two for a while. You both will have to bath Nan for six months now.
Herto Cain: Eewww!
Dustan Trefjalle: heuch now there’s a punishment
Wilian Kross: Yuck!
Wilian Kross: Well, that’s only twice…..
Gustov Reyer: Yes, it’s the only thing that gets through their thick skulls.
Gustov Reyer: Mother dropped them, twice.
Dustan Trefjalle: try giving em the job of clipping her toenails
Herto Cain: Hey, wait a minute…. Maybe HE could do it……
Dustan Trefjalle: *folds arms*
Gustov Reyer: Herto already has that job, for life.
Dustan Trefjalle: just what is it needs doing ?
Herto Cain: Then she don’t have to know….
Wilian Kross: Yeah, that sounds good to me!
Wilian Kross: Well, stranger?
Dustan Trefjalle: hmm?
Gustov Reyer: nothing major. Just a jar of jam collected from the cellar. One of them will eventually have to go.
Wilian Kross: Will ye do it?
Dustan Trefjalle: what’s the job?
Dustan Trefjalle: jam
Dustan Trefjalle: from your cellar
Gustov Reyer: Yes, Grape jam.
Herto Cain: I thought you said Strawberry? Gustov Reyer: *nods* Wilian only eats jam and ham on bread for lunch.
Dustan Trefjalle: alll riiiight .. so what is the problem really ?
Gustov Reyer: Getting these two to do it.
Dustan Trefjalle: yes
Herto Cain: It’s dark down there….
Dustan Trefjalle: I see your problem
Wilian Kross: And cold…..
Wilian Kross: and scary….
Dustan Trefjalle: root cellars need to be
Dustan Trefjalle: scary ?
Wilian Kross: I’m afraid of the dark.
Herto Cain: *Quickly* Me too.
Gustov Reyer: Sometimes I wish I could just beat them to death with big.. big flaming stick….*swings head slowly reaching for his forehead*
Dustan Trefjalle: sometimes that’s a sensible thing *wryly*
Gustov Reyer: Hear that lads?
Gustov Reyer: *reaches in and pulls out a stick*
Herto Cain: You wouldn’t really……….
Gustov Reyer: I keep this close, always, you know that.
Dustan Trefjalle: where’s this cellar ?
Gustov Reyer: Yar Keep, next to the castle.
Herto Cain: *Looks ready to bolt*
Dustan Trefjalle: yar keep .. next door to the castle ?
Gustov Reyer: How bout it fellas?! …huh? Yes, that’s our home being rebuilt, the cellar is still in tact.
Wilian Kross: Sure….sure!
Dustan Trefjalle: umm well for the sake of not having you arrested for murder here ..
Wilian Kross: Um, yeah!
Gustov Reyer: What? Me? Arrested?
Dustan Trefjalle: you have a stick there ..
Gustov Reyer: The guards haven’t arrested me before.
Dustan Trefjalle: you ain’t actually killed them before ?
Gustov Reyer: *snickers looking to his crew*
Wilian Kross: There were no witnesses before…..
Dustan Trefjalle: ah
Gustov Reyer: No, not these two.
Dustan Trefjalle: all right then .. jar of grape jam from your cellar
Gustov Reyer: *turns to Dustan* You fixen to go fetch it?
Herto Cain: An’ some tomatoes if ye find ’em….I’m hungry.
Dustan Trefjalle: if you have pay to go with it
Gustov Reyer: Well now, don’t you two look stupid and weak. This here fella is willing to do it for free….
Dustan Trefjalle: cos I know for a fact you tellin me everything
Gustov Reyer: Huh?
Herto Cain: *Looks away*
Wilian Kross: *Studying the ground carefully*
Dustan Trefjalle: how much is this jar of jam worth .. to you right now ?
Gustov Reyer: Telling you everything? No, that’s bout it. Worth? Nothing. I suppose we could try and borrow some from the Gargoyle Tavern.
Dustan Trefjalle: yep you could .. and still have the problem on the next jar *nods*
Gustov Reyer: Wise you are.
Gustov Reyer: But maybe, one of these fools will go do their duty next time.
Dustan Trefjalle: been there done that had tea and biscuits with Garm
Wilian Kross: I’ll give him my allowance…
Herto Cain: Me too!
Gustov Reyer: Oh? You will?
Dustan Trefjalle: and these allowances amount to .. ?
Gustov Reyer: That’s only 20g.
Dustan Trefjalle: *rolls eyes*
Gustov Reyer: Well 25 if they didn’t spill or damage anything.
Herto Cain: 20 gold is 20 gold…..
Gustov Reyer: Aye, and from the two of ya, that’s near 50g.
Dustan Trefjalle: it’s a skeleton knuckle ..
Herto Cain: Or 20 quivers of arrows…..
Dustan Trefjalle: or an alchemist’s fire from a kobold who don’t need the stuff no more
Herto Cain: See?
Gustov Reyer: Aye, it’s also a large meal at the Red Dragon.
Dustan Trefjalle: yep lot of arrows
Dustan Trefjalle: good fer rats but bounce right off giants
Gustov Reyer: Well, we weren’t asken for your help mister. Your welcome to lend it, but… I really should beat these two until they listen to my orders.
Wilian Kross: You always beat me! He runs too fast….
Dustan Trefjalle: has it worked before ?
Dustan Trefjalle: really worked ?
Herto Cain: *Takes a half-step*
Gustov Reyer: Well, once. Dustan Trefjalle: does the place need a key?
Gustov Reyer: But, hasn’t always been a badger problem either.
Gustov Reyer: No, it’s just junk down there.
Dustan Trefjalle: and jam and badgers right
Gustov Reyer: Junk, Jam, Jars, Jewelry molds. Jugs.
Herto Cain: And juice.
Gustov Reyer: Jester’s outfits
Dustan Trefjalle: brew your own?
Dustan Trefjalle: not much call for them things round here
Gustov Reyer: No, traded it with Linos here at the brewery.
Dustan Trefjalle: *looks sideways at the crew* umm
Gustov Reyer: Nope, that’s why they down there.
Dustan Trefjalle: all right then.. I ain’t got anything else to do right now
Gustov Reyer: Oh really? Great!
Gustov Reyer: Well then, while your there, could ya close the grate?
Dustan Trefjalle: I gets you 1 jar of grape jam from your cellar .. you don’t make a mess on the street with these two
Herto Cain: *Nods eagerly*
Dustan Trefjalle: where is it?
Gustov Reyer: And there is some crates that need staken on the south wall.
Gustov Reyer: The grate is in the back on the north wall.
Dustan Trefjalle: want the place sweeping while I’m there ?
Wilian Kross: *Almost asks if he would, but shuts up*
Gustov Reyer: No, that will be a waste of time, with them badgers there an all.
Dustan Trefjalle: *gives Wilian a knowing look*
Dustan Trefjalle: Will Save, Roll 1d20: 1 + Modifier: 7 = Total: 8Listen
Dustan Trefjalle: //pah
Gustov Reyer: Appreciate it. Helps out allot.
Dustan Trefjalle: right
Gustov Reyer: Just jam, but keeps our business flowing.
Dustan Trefjalle: valued customer yep
Dustan Trefjalle: well then by your leave I have badgers to vanquish *sighs*
Gustov Reyer: *waves*
Dustan Trefjalle: badgers right
Wilian Kross: Bye!
Courtesy Subconscious, Lord North, and Dustan
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